In case you all were wondering, I offer you proof of my fashionista status. You all may recall the sneakers I had to buy due to my stupid swollen foot...extra-wide sneakers. Well, I could kick myself for buying them in white. I wasn't thinking at the time. I was only concerned with a shoe that would actually go on my bad foot, yet not be too big for my good foot. I know you'll find this hard to believe, but I was thinking nothing of fashion.
With my looming return to work on Monday and actual interaction with the public at large, I realized that I needed something more formal, that perhaps wouldn't stick out like a sore thumb...or sore foot in this case. Given the sheer size of and whiteness of the first pair, I realized quite soon that they would not do for work. I needed a black pair. I figure that a black pair might be less noticeable, and perhaps more attractive with my monkey suits. So, introducing my 2nd pair of dog-awful expensive stupid sneakers...in black. I took a pic with T for perspective, just so you could see how enormous they actually are. I like to delude myself into thinking that they look smaller in black. Kind of like the ubiquitous black dress that I'm certain makes me look like a svelt size 12 ;). I'll team this pair with my new black peds that I purchased instead of these white ones, and I'm in business!
Between my black sneaks, shiney quad cane, and sparkling new hair... Christie Brinkley better step aside!
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Meanwhile for all you babyboomers.... if you want to laugh until you pee in your pants, take a look at this video sent to me by a good friend who shall remain nameless!
Make sure you turn up your volume to truly appreciate it.
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-walt-babyboomers-blurb,0,1036393.blurb
1 Brilliant Comment(s) from Friends:
Yikes! Time to get that Bead Dazzler out of storage!
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