I think I'm sick

So, I woke up this morning with a deep cough. Since I didn't feel so bad, i figured it was my asthma acting up. Pollen counts are apparently off the charts. Then I started feeling worse as the day went one. Frankly, I blamed it on the panty girdle I put on for the first time in about a year. Squeezing the life out of me.

So at lunch I go to the drugstore to buy an assortment of drugs...advil, vitamins, airbourne, etc. as all mine expired about 5 yrs ago. I return to work and around 3:00 p.m. go running to the bathroom where I throw up. Yuck.

All I can say is thank god it was a monday, and the bathroom floor was relatively clean. So, I'm not sure if I have food poisoning or some bug.

I blame it all on T. Even if she doesn't come down with something b/c of her strong immune system, I figure she's a carrier and infects me with every childhood affliction known to man. Other than alchohol situations, I haven't thrown up in like 20 years.

I'm off to crawl into bed.